{"id":1485,"date":"2015-01-02T04:36:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T04:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eleanorlevie.com\/quilting-blog\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2015-01-02T04:41:32","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T04:41:32","slug":"ode-to-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eleanorlevie.com\/quilting-blog\/?p=1485","title":{"rendered":"Ode to 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1487\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eleanorlevie.com\/quilting-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/PuertoRicoAlbum-237x300.jpg\" alt=\"PuertoRicoAlbum\" width=\"237\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eleanorlevie.com\/quilting-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/PuertoRicoAlbum-237x300.jpg 237w, https:\/\/www.eleanorlevie.com\/quilting-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/PuertoRicoAlbum-554x700.jpg 554w, https:\/\/www.eleanorlevie.com\/quilting-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/PuertoRicoAlbum.jpg 1864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s here: the year MMXV<br \/>\nUshered in with jubilee<br \/>\nBall drops and fireworks on our screens<br \/>\nTo welcome in two-oh-fifteen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The hub and I had a vaca Caribbean<br \/>\nEnjoyed adventures near-amphibian<br \/>\nTook warmth from sun and sand and sea<br \/>\nUnapologetically.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Spending, tipping, napping, touring<br \/>\nEating, drinking, smorgasbording<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re on vacation, just indulge!<br \/>\nNever mind the tummy bulge!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Never mind expense and guilt!<br \/>\nThe unsent cards, the un-made quilt.<br \/>\nNow back to productivity<br \/>\nTo Mac\/PC captivity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Back on the wheel, one of the cogs.<br \/>\nNew lesson plans, new posts for blogs.<br \/>\nNews and views, make &#8217;em halfway clever!<br \/>\nOffers to guilds for gigs wherever!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Back to eating healthily,<br \/>\nChemical pesticide- and hormone-free.<br \/>\nNeither vegan, heathen nor yokel be!<br \/>\n(Though nothing&#8217;s fresh now locally.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Back to winter chill and freeze<br \/>\nNowhere outside reached with ease.<br \/>\nForced marches grimly to the gym,<br \/>\nFeign that claim to vigor and vim!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh woe is me, my vaca&#8217;s over.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s bills to pay and I&#8217;m cold stone sober.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve muscles that ache, and rashes that itch.<br \/>\n&#8230;Can you believe I&#8217;m such a bitch?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m fortunate as all get-out!<br \/>\nGot NO excuse to rant or shout!<br \/>\nMy life ain&#8217;t perfect, but my deal&#8217;s hardly raw,<br \/>\nOne can&#8217;t avoid hassles or prevent Murphy&#8217;s law.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Any Crazy Quilters still following this thread?<br \/>\nThen I wish you a bright patchwork year ahead.<br \/>\nNo Spider&#8217;s Den, no Rocky Road,<br \/>\nNo need to have stitches ripped out or re-sewed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">May you grow the techniques in your repertoires.<br \/>\nNo whine, all Roses, all Pinwheels and Stars,<br \/>\nMay your Shadows be brightened by lots of Sunshine,<br \/>\nAnd may your aggravations be as minor as mine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All the best for 2015!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s here: the year MMXV Ushered in with jubilee Ball drops and fireworks on our screens To welcome in two-oh-fifteen. 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